Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Ahoy mateys, I'm sinking the ship...



Ew. I know, right? Here you have the same beautiful pearlbutton snap shirt. The first you see is me in it today. The next you see is me in it three years ago with my even lovelier wife. Gross...gross...gross. My goal is to fit this again. I owe it to myself and my family. I am currently 268 putrid pounds. I am going to get down to 200. My buddy Skyler, of IdealShape out of Provo, has graciously outlined a detailed exercise and nutrition plan for me to follow. Have you seen that episode of Simpsons where Homer gets a helper monkey named Mojo who he teaches to indulge in his gluttonous ways, and at the end of the episode he goes back to his trainer's doorstep all fat and sloppy and punches in the words on his spell machine "pray for Mojo". Well I'm at your doorstep punching in the words on my spell machine "pray for Brian". I will update this a couple times a week with my progression photos and various things I learn from Skyler along the way. Pray for Brian.



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  2. We believe in the Yeti, too! If the Yeti is you, that is! I know that you can do it! Good Luck!

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  3. Go Sweaty Yeti! I'm a believer for shhhhiz!

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